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If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi


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It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.



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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'



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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.



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