If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Could he hear my heart pounding?

Little more can reasonably be aimed at with respect to the people at large than to have them properly armed.

I definitely acknowledge that The Matrix and Trinity had an influence on female action-oriented characters in television and in film. I think it's awesome.

Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.

For a product to really be sustainable, it's really got to deliver the goods for the end user. That drives the whole rest of the equation.

No one gets out of here alive.

What is the damnation of hell? To go with that society who have not obeyed His commands.

I have had a holiday, and I'd like to take it up professionally.

God is a shower to the heart burned up with grief; God is a sun to the face deluged with tears.