If somebody had told me that you have a choice of being a rock star or playing left field for the Tigers, there would not have been a choice at all. I would have said, 'Where's my locker?'

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

A bitter critic is the sweetest corrector.

Trust is a good business practice.

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Time, the greatest thief of all.

When one is a stranger to oneself, then one is estranged from others, too.

To tell the truth days are all the same size and words aren't much company.

These are not exhortations from overwrought extremists, but carefully phrased warnings from some of the world's finest scientists.

The little cannot bee great, unlesse he devoure many. [The little cannot be great unless he devour many.]

When there is an issue, I approach it and hit it head on. I speak the truth. If I do something wrong, then I own it.

We murder to dissect.