If somebody has a question, they only have to ask one of us because we share a brain. We seriously have never said something different than the other one.

I actually bedazzled when I was younger. I totally did that to my jeans.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times.

It's exciting to do something you're writing. And it's also a lot easier to memorize because you wrote it.

I think the hardest part of writing anything is getting exposition out easily, without hitting people over the head with it.

Comedy Central does a really good job of finding totally different comedies.

My goal is to always play interesting and very odd women.

People may think I'm wildly obnoxious.

In the world, the disappointed or annoyed person seeks revenge

When face with any problem, do not panic, but pray. You will find the peace to overcome the pain.

The worst cynicism a belief in luck.

The hardest part is what to leave behind, ... It's time to let go!

But I've always attracted attention, it's true, ever since I was very young.

I think it's very much a men's thing to be able to have that fantasy to kill the beast.

All things keep on in everlasting motion, Out of the infinite come the particles, Speeding above, below, in endless dance.

Only once in a lifetime love rushes in, changing you with the tide.

Celebritys a pain in the backside - youre always on display.

The love of fame is a passion natural and universal, which no man, however high or mean, however wise or ignorant, was yet able to despise.