If somebody here in America is against war crime and against stealing lands from Palestinians by Jews, he's already not allowed into Israel.

I think people are scared, and dumb, and selfish on their own, but put enough of them together and they'll be half-decent

Everything God does—past, present, or future, whether in grace or in judgment—is to reveal His glory.

Sometimes it is easier to feel the veins wilted and empty than to sense the coldness of blood in fear

I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.

If the Space Beings want to contact you, they will do so. They do the choosing.

You can never lose anything that really belongs to you, and you can't keep that which belongs to someone else.

Just keep working. I've been working hard, so just keep on doing what I've been doing.

About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would have wanted.

A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.