If someone asks me where I bought something I’m wearing, I will usually say I don’t remember.

i want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of doritos at a party

Being sick feels like you're wearing someone else's glasses.

Feel completely unable to do anything. Try to picture your life in five years. It really seems like you will be dead.

I could never be a sports writer, unless my assignment was to write 'sports sports sports sports sports' for three pages.

Something was comforting about strangers—it seemed like they would exist forever as the same, unknowable mass.

I can't believe food costs money.

i want to go to the gymand pretend the weight machines are drumsand play the longest drum solo on them

i had a dream that there were these huge indoor swimming pools called 'lobbies' that poor people used to do mass amounts of laundry

shrimp and green peppers are shriveling in my refrigerator

i wish i had 15-20 cats that would serve as a blanket, like if i moved they would adjust to my new position, that would be good

We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book.

Today he failed to change the world. As for tomorrow, who can tell?

Winter is much like unrequited love

Today, Angelina Jolie met with Pope Francis at the Vatican. Long story short: She adopted him.

One should be either sad or joyful. Contentment is a warm sty for eaters and sleepers.

A good book written for children can be read by adults

It is not noble to return evil for evil, at no time ought we to do an injury to our neighbors.

I never allowed myself the luxury of those brilliant, beautiful colors until I went to India and saw people walking around in them or dragging them in the mud. I realised they were not so artificial.

Deeds of violence in our society are performed largely by those trying to establish their self-esteem, to defend their self-image, and to demonstrate that they, too, are significant.

The way the world is right now, we need more love.