If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

If God can only relate with us based on our level of knowledge that means God is limited to our ignorance.

What takes first place in your heart determines your pursuit

Our feelings are unreliable and cannot be trusted to convey truth.

He did everything to-get-her but together was never his goal.

For a moment, I felt like myself again. Not the new me, not the old me, just the real me.

I tried carrying the weight of the world. But I only have two hands.

No one knows what is in him till he tries, and many would never try if they were not forced to.

For what is there more hideous than avarice, more brutal than lust, more contemptible than cowardice, more base than stupidity and folly?

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.

The young are so much more vulnerable than the old - the stuff is still warm and malleable, it takes impressions.