If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Pride becomes the blanket transgression that conceals the rest of our sins, allowing us to remain blind to them.

And suddenly, there were the shapes of many people lurking out of the woods, light glowing from their hands.

Failures not a bad thing. It builds character. It makes you stronger.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Streamlined time details are especially important, because by having to take a close look, we discover new things. Because of this, details will remain part of the building in the mind's eye

But if you knew you might not be able to see it again tomorrow, everything would suddenly become special and precious, wouldn’t it?

We will neglect our cities to our peril, for in neglecting them we neglect the nation.

Im so lucky to have the opportunity to work with some directors and some actors I wouldnt have dared to think I would work with one day.

The first goal of writing is to have one's words read successfully.

I don't hate anyone. The only people I know well enough to hate, I love.