If someone says, 'Hey, I ran 100 miles this week. How far did you run?' ignore him! What the hell difference does it make?.... The magic is in the man, not the 100 miles.

The real purpose of running isn't to win a race, it's to test the limits of the human heart.

The idea that the harder you work, the better you're going to be is just garbage. The greatest improvement is made by the man or woman who works most intelligently.

Victory is in having done your best. If you've done your best, you've won.

There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.

Everything you need is already inside.

If you have a body, you are an athlete!

The athlete makes himself, the coach doesn't make the athlete.

Don't give anything away. Never make it easy for the guys you are trying to beat.

To bring inspiration and innovation to every athlete* in the world.

If at the end of a race you know yourself that you have done your best, you're a winner.

Men are the enemy in much the same way that some crazed boy in uniform was the enemy of another like him in most respects except the uniform. One possible tactic is to try to get the uniforms off.

The world would be a brighter, happier place, if we could only remember our childhood wonder.

Have I not told youdinosaurs were past glorythey extinct big time.

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

Animals can learn, but it is not by learning that they become dogs, cats, or horses. Only man has to learn to become what he is supposed to be.

If there's no struggle, there's no progress.

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.

I am happy, thats just the saddest lie

We like to read about rich people in the newspapers; the papers know it, and they do their best to keep this appetite liberally fed.

In order for him to believe sincerely in eternity, others had to share in this belief, because a belief that no one else shares is called schizophrenia.