If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

How can you hear your soul if everyone is talking?

I promise you that this isn't going to be our future, Kitten. I will give that to you—a normal life."Her eyes glistened. "I don’t expect a normal life. I just expect a life with you

You are done with the past, but the past isn't done with you.

When I was on Broadway, my most recent Broadway show was 'Spring Awakening,' and every night I did a topless scene.

We prate of freedom; we are in deadly fear of life, as much of our own American scene betrays.

You see, though we travel together, we travel alone.

We just lay on our bellies in the snow, gasping and immobile.

If we're all going to die, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now?

Although she was aware that somewhere under her complicated strata of vests and petticoats there was some skin, that didn't mean to say she approved of it.

Right to privacy is really important. You pull that brick out and another and pretty soon the house falls.