If something is going on in my life, it winds up getting into my strip.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

But worries are for people who can’t pull grown men apart with their bare hands.

The conscious attempt to be a good person without Christ is as legalistic as an attempt to make it into Heaven through empty religiosity.

Interest works night and day in fair weather and in foul. It gnaws at a man's substance with invisible teeth.

Undoubtedly we become what we envisage.

The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!

Each of us comes into this world separately, one by one. This is not an accident. I think it's the Lord's way of reminding us of the infinite worth of each soul.

Kids don't fail. Teachers fail, school systems fail. The people who teach children that they are failures, they are the problem.

He who drinks a tumbler of London water has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men, women, and children on the face of the globe.

Creativity is a habit, and the best creativity is a result of good work habits. That's it in a nutshell ... In order to be creative you have to know how to prepare to be creative.

Instead of insight, maybe all a man gets is strength to wander for a while.