If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

A team succeeds where an individual fails.

I'm a girl from a good family who was very well brought up. One day I turned my back on it all and became a bohemian.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

Maids must be wives, and mothers, to fulfil Th' entire and holiest end of woman's being.

People who say it was her father who prepared her for the post of prime minister, it was her father who launched her, are wrong.

Choosing writing as a career, just by itself, is a measure of not being a calculating person.

Another time, we had three days off in Australia, so we went out of our way to fly to Ayres Rock.

The CIA has concluded in a secret assessment that Russia intervened in the 2016 election to help Donald Trump win the presidency rather than just to undermine confidence in the U.S. electoral system.

I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

Nothing is stronger than the position of the dead among the living.