If something is nice about you, usually one or two people will tell you. If something is foul about you, everyone will tell you.

People believe what they want to believe. You have to run your race and be proud of the person you see in the mirror.

Gratitude is the attitude. That's the thing.

You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.

If I had Sirius FM and fire-breathing in a giant puppy dragon, I'd be golden.

I thought maybe I would be everyone's favorite dude-food friend.

I do feel that, generally, people will see me and go, "He knows where the good food is," which is an awesome correlative. It's an awesome simplification.

If it's a question about stuff that matters to you personally, like favorite food, favorite piece of knowledge, favorite animal, it's hard not to have an opinion and want to quantify things.

The first one that I went to with my friends was with my buddy Michael - and we actually cut class to get tickets - was INXS at the Garden.

Man V. Food is the highest-rated show in the Travel Channel's history, so clearly there's going to be a correlation.

Shaq is Shaq. I did an episode of The Soup with Shaq, and he shook my hand, and I felt like I was a Ken doll, like I had no hand.

The teaching thing, the one where I have to impart my knowledge, is probably what comes the least naturally to me because I'm an absorber of things.

America has gone crazy with greed. I really have to say that.

Poetry's unnat'ral; no man ever talked poetry 'cept a beadle on boxin' day, or Warren's blackin' or Rowland's oil, or some o' them low fellows; never you let yourself down to talk poetry, my boy.

The thread breakes, where it is weakest.

Ah, but I am more perceptive than most of the universe. Especially the parts of the universe that are vacuum.

You may cross many bridges and you may travel many roads, but you will always carry your own nature with you! Your nature is your shadow!

I got to fight every second, every minute and every round.

To see myself in everybody, and everybody in myself, most certainly is love.

Projects get sent to you, and you read them, and there's something for you there. There's something to be done.

If there is neither excessive wealth nor immoderate poverty in a nation, then justice may be said to prevail.