If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Farewell Hope, and with Hope farewell Fear

A sign of a good leader is not his position but his vision.

Position yourself with people who see life as a journey of limitless opportunities and great possibilities.

Neither poverty nor wealth is in the wallet. They are all in the mind.

If you know EVERYONE, you don't know ANYONE.

Let no one who loves be called altogether unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow.

Just what is it that academics have to fear if they stand up for common decency, instead of letting campus barbarians run amok?

I grew up in a sailing family. My dad lived for sailing, and when we moved to Canada when I was a child, he really wanted us to learn.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

I am a huge sports fan.