If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

It's knowing one's ... limitations ... and then ignoring them.

If you have confident, courage and strength, you can succeed in life.

For me, what I do is an artistic expression which is channeled through me. Fashion is just the medium.

Everyone in the music industry is so fun and laid-back.

I would love to play Jimi Hendrix.

I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.

Every day when I open the mail I encounter a find with a brand-new brew of story and emotion.

There won't be any biographies of me because, for only one reason, lives spent between the house and the chicken yard do not make exciting copy.

I brought Yoko Ono to New York and gave her her first job there. I was editing a magazine called Film Culture.

Data coming out our ears but we lack narrative.