If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.

You can't kill ideas. But you can sure shoot the people who hold them

My last fear, the fear of God, died with my faith.

One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

Once you start a war, you have to win.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.

Prayer is not complaining but proclaiming

Human hearts are such pathetic, frail little things… like Ego wrapped in needy insecurity stuffed inside a glass box, so easily shattered.

On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed.

The floating world is the realm of the graphic designer

Pleasure is a sensation. It is written into our bodies; it is our experience of delight, of joy. ... Pleasure will become a marker, a compass pointing to emotional true north.

Although I do stand-up - doing actual stage work is terrifying for me.

The key to enjoying the journey is being open to the unknown

Chat to the ghosts! That's what I do!

Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did.

Looking back, I think we were very much a part of democratizing music, and we wanted to demystify the process of making music - to show it's a myth.