If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.

The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin.

You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can

People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.

Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie.

But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan

There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.

You better get it while you can

In the year 2025, the best men don't run for president, they run for their lives. . . .

There are two important days in your life. The day you discovered you were alive and the day you forgot about it

I am content that the work that I've done is wonderful.

A merger is hard to pull off under any circumstances. It's harder when everybody is against you.

In America, dogs are viewed by their names first, breed second. And dogs live behind walls. It's an unnatural point of view.

Well, obviously, as soon as I'd finished the script I read a lot of books on Winston Churchill, and started to gain weight and really prepare emotionally, mentally and physically for the role.

I don't think it's that strange that a show has sort of a bumpy beginning. It's just part and parcel of the process.

It is an embarrassing time to be an American. It really is. It's humiliating.

My life has not been the best possible. The slave of impulse, I have rushed forward to my own destruction.

Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me.