If the Wright brother were alive today Wilbur would have to fire Orville to reduce costs.

Think small and act small, and we'll get bigger. Think big and act big, and we'll get smaller.

Keep costs low and spirits high, and the people of Southwest Airlines will keep LUV in the air.

We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'.

Your employees come first. And if you treat your employees right, guess what? Your customers come back, and that makes your shareholders happy. Start with employees and the rest follows from that.

You don't hire for skills, you hire for attitude. You can always teach skills.

If you're crazy enough to do what you love for a living, then you're bound to create a life that matters.

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

A company is stronger if it is bound by love rather than by fear.

The important thing is to take the bricklayer and make him understand that he’s building a home, not just laying bricks.

The essential difference in service is not machines or 'things.' The essential difference is minds, hearts, spirits, and souls.

Humor and Health, The staples of wealth.

Liu pulled her behind him

I do not read for I have renounced life, I read because one life is just not enough for me.

I think absurdist humor is funny.

I believe if you work hard and you dream big enough, you can accomplish anything in this world.

The laugh-count is right up there with being diagnosed with late-stage cancer.

If only your pure and clean mind could touch me, dear Haydn, nobody has a greater reverence for you than I have.

Tony [Touch] is like my big brother. He's somebody that I grew up listening to. I've had the fortune of befriending a lot of my idols in a positive way. Tony is one of them.

I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break.

White House operatives went to great lengths to show Obama shifting focus from wars abroad to domestic issues at home.