If the apple hit Newton’s nose, Newton’s nose hit the apple.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Why have you been my friend when I didn’t deserve friendship?” “Because friendship isn’t something anyone deserves…it’s just one of those blessings of life, you can’t earn…love has no price tag.

We sing about the North but live as far south as possible.

You were the vampire in my dream. My perfect one.

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all.

In my view, Indian Railways has immense untapped potential.

Principles are things which one calls upon to avoid something unpleasant.

Working on an essay versus a novel is like the difference between seeing to that curtain and seeing to New Jersey.

Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be enrolled.

Anyone contemplating world war is certifiably insane, no matter how calm they seem.

The Latin motto over Poindexter's new Pentagon office reads Scientia Est Potentia - "knowledge is power." Exactly: the government's infinite knowledge about you is its power over you.