If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.

We're looking for quantum donuts, " said Mike.

I knew that I had reached the end of childhood once I realized that adults in my life didn't know anymore than I did.

I look for the consensus because the consensus drives the policy into new places.

See the world with new eyes every day.

Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.

Credibility is what it is ALL about.

I wait for the morning of my tears

Just see how much respect God has paid to you. You are a masterpiece - unrepeatable, incomparable, utterly unique.

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime.

The Freudian theory is one of the most important foundation stones for an edifice to be built by future generations, the dwelling of a freer and wiser humanity.