If the cake fits, eat it!

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Maybe we should remember to smile more often. You know, just for the sake of smiling.

Look, architecture has a lot of places to hide behind, a lot of excuses. 'The client made me do this.' 'The city made me do this.' 'Oh, the budget.' I don't believe that anymore.

Necessity is the mother of all invention.

Work hard in silence, let success be your noise.

And he that does one fault at first And lies to hide it, makes it two.

Hillary Clinton is using a private server for - where classified information go by. This is a - this is a serious administration?

Our hands we open of our own free will, and the good flies, which we can never recall.

Before we can go on making workers, we must first make people.

If I can make you unhappy, then I can make you happy as well.

If isolation tempers the strong, it is the stumbling-block of the uncertain.