If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

When one does not like to have ‘underhand’, then automatically, he will not have a superior. That is its result.

I love spicy food, love it. But wasabi is just painful.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

Grown ups are certainly very strange.

I don't much like being directed. I enjoy being allowed to play.

Social history might be defined negatively as the history of a people with the politics left out

A leader who develops people adds; a leader who develops leaders multiplies.

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification.

Capture a shadow, dance with the wind, stand in a rainbow, begin at the end.

In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.