If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Don't take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to say that your first victory was just luck.

So this is what you look like when you're keeping a giant secret from me - exactly the same as usual.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.

At this time is freedom anything but the right to live as we wish? Nothing else.

Ambitions tend to remain undisturbed by realities.

I hate it when they tell us how far we've came to be; as if our people's history started with slavery.

The most important thing is to be strong. With strength, one can conquer others, and to conquer others gives one virtue.

We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!

It's like you have a child and you think, 'Everything that I've done up until this point is insignificant in comparison to being a father.' It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.