If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Storytellers are master manipulators transforming non-reality (grounded in reality) into vicarious experience.

The mud of this body-complex (pudgal - that which charges and disharges) is such that the harder one tries to get out, the deeper and deeper he sinks into it.

It is our duty, as parents and as teachers, to give all children the space to build their emotional strength and provide a strong foundation for their future.

It is in the compelling zest of high adventure and of victory, and in creative action, that man finds his supreme joys.

Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.

A lot of people thought this dream must be madness, but we are not crazy.

Do not pursue what should be, but understand what is.

It is the law of love that rules mankind.

Nature has thrown a veil of modest beauty over maidenhood and moss-roses.

Politics is not for sissies.