If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The burning flame is a spirit of light.

Life is like facing two mirrors at each other: There is no beginning, no end. Just the beauty within the reflected infinity

The powe if fate is something terrible. It cannot be escaped--not with wealth or by war, not with a tower ir a sea-lashed black ship.

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.

I've been drawing since I was about 3 and I come from a family of artists.

SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word

My photographs recall the memories of the human race.

We will be spending less in the transfer market in future years.

Stalin was formed by much more than a miserable childhood, just as the USSR was formed by much more than Marxist ideology.

I've spent my whole life learning how to do things that were hard for me.