If the good news is an invitation to a Jesus way of life and not information about somebody who accomplished something on my behalf, I’m sunk. This is law and no gospel.

If you accept working for 'peanuts' don't complain when you're treated like a monkey.

As the age of television progresses the Reagans will be the rule, not the exception. To be perfect for television is all a President has to be these days.

The best thing in life is life itself.

The family story tells, and it was told true, of my great-grandfather who begat eight genius children and bought twelve almost new grand pianos. He left a considerable estate when he died.

Luck is a crossroad where preparation and opportunity meet

It's just that... without the memories it's all meaningless.

I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!

Unconfusion submits its confusion to proof; it's not a Herod's oath that cannot change.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

The only hope we have are our bodies. We're all trapped in them and we all hate them, and it's this reason why we're comic and not tragic.