If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

i love purple and blue!!!!!

Life is never guaranteed to be safe, so we better use it while we are still in good condition.

All limits exist only in thought, and that is where they are overcome.

Terrorism has essentially become a franchise in the Middle East and North Africa and increasingly in other parts of the world.

Nonviolence is the greatest virtue, cowardice the greatest vice - nonviolence springs from love, cowardice from hate.

I was fascinated by The Lord of the Rings from about the age of eight and that lasted well into my teens.

Dare to love God without mediator or veil.

I was there in the beginning and I was the spirit of love.

Oh, earth, you're too wonderful for anybody to realize you. Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it -- every, every minute?

What you feel when you're writing is the relief of thinking: if you write the sentence correctly, you're clarifying. If you write the right sentence, nothing feels as good.