If the mind fits, shrink it.

I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

Life is short unless agony is long.

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

There is a meaning of life but I've been sworn to secrecy.

Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.

I learned to smile, avoiding happiness advice.

I've been coerced into free will.

I forgot what I was going to think.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

I love objectivity when mine.

It is better to be a marble in a hut than a brick in a palace.

Sleeping is not a loss of consciousness, but it is a temporary loss of integration of awareness.

We cannot know. But sometimes there is kindness, and sometimes there is love.

Every so often, in the midst of chaos, you come across an amazing, inexplicable instance of civic responsibility. Maybe the last shred of faith people have is in their firemen.

Hating the Yankees isn't part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.

The technology can change, but storytelling remains the same. It's just a digital world now instead of an analog world, but now the storytelling's the same. You got different tools. That's all.

The character of a whole society is the cumulative result of countless small actions, day in and day out, of millions of persons.

There's nothing worse than someone coming up to me and going Oh God, I really love your hair.

I don't engage in social media, which has its good and bad sides, I guess - but the good side is when people hate my guts, I'm kind of oblivious to it.

I firmly believe that if the whole material medica, as now used, could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be better for mankind-and all the worse for the fishes.