If the physical thing you're doing is funny, you don't have to act funny while doing it...Just be real and it will be funnier

Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.

As they say in Corsica... Goodbye!

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

I never used to believe in fate. I used to think you make your own life and then you call it fate. That's why I call it irony.

So shines a good deed... in a weary world.

If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.

The question of whether I, as a whistleblower, should be pardoned, is not for me to answer.

It's a convention, but in horror movies the female characters usually tend to believe easier in a supernatural event.

A man could not always be where he belonged, though.

There be those who say that things and places have souls, and there be those who say they have not; I dare not say, myself, but I will tell of The Street.

The history of the Church of Christ from the days of the Apostles has been a history of spiritual movements.

It is against the will of God that the East should be Christianized.

The nearest I'd come to feeling anything like God was the plan blue cloudless sky and a certain silence, but how do you pray to that?

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

If you do not listen to your intuition, it will stop talking to you. Your intuition is like a sensitive friend. If you question it, censor it, judge it, it gets hurt and becomes silent.