If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

History of humanity is nothing but a history of loyalty!

Learn how to control your emotions and don't let them control you.

I'll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a matter of the imagination.

If there's a silver bullet in the battle to recapture Albany, it is the re-engagement of our citizens. This capital has become a physical metaphor for the isolation and alienation of our people.

It's hard to be a breakout show and stay on top. We're like the flagship show over here.

Lose the world, get lost in it, and find your soul.

We demand of our political life greater certainty and greater perfection than we demand of our personal life.

I think that people who don't mind reading find the immersion and their ability to get into a deeper place with the story to be satisfying. That's the kind of reader I want.

Maybe he likes the look of Mae," Nick drawled. "Don't be ridiculous." Nick raised his eyebrows. "Does he like the look of Jamie?

We could do it, you know." "What?" "Leave the district. Run off. Live in the woods. You and I, we could make it.