If the universe is so bad...how on earth did human beings ever come to attribute it to the activity of a wise and good Creator?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Life becomes easy if you whole heartedly expect it to be easy.

Broken hearts don't need medical treatment, they need a lover to mend them.

Heavenly Father, may your will be done in my life, in Jesus Name. Amen

Let us have faith that right makes might and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it.

I don't want to sound obnoxious, but I like to think I brought it another step. I was able to bring people who were casually interested in boxing together.

You can never judge a paint hue by the liquid color in the paint pot. You must apply it to a wall, wait for the paint to dry, then decide.

I would rather sleep in the southern corner of a little country churchyard than in the tomb of the Capulets.

Prayer ardent opens heaven.

When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest