If the way you've been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you'd better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?""I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

Chip, I know you don't understand this, but I'd take it as a personal favor if you'd stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.

Damn it! Are you so stupid you don't know what I'm going to do to you?"Her eyes bore into his without flinching. "Are you so stupid you haven't figured out yet that it doesn't matter?

Sometimes the best solution is to stop trying to change people.

ISIS and these kinds of extremists are a death cult. We’re a life cult. Rock ’n’ roll is a life force, and it’s joy as an act of defiance.

For the first time in a very many years, he felt the old vexation, the mingled impatience and pleasure at the world's beautiful refusal to yield up its mysteries without a fight.

It's never too late to achieve your dreams

My philosophy in life is to eat, drink and investigate - in that order.

I want to encourage everyone to be proactive with their health and get checked out.

The whole point of writing is to have something in your gut or in your soul or in your mind that's burning to be written.

Being yourself; not acting. You therefore can function near your own level of competence. Satisfy you own expectations rather than those of others.

I really started acting when I was 12 when I was doing this television show called 'Jack & Bobby.'

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.