If the world grows to worldly, it can be rebuked by the Church; but if the Church grows to worldly, it cannot be adequately rebuked for worldlyness by the world.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

I just watched this documentary on the mating habits of whiptail lizards and trust me, if those things can make it happen, you can too, my friend.

Character isn't something you talk about

We can't see ahead of time what actions are going to be the ones that move history in dramatic ways.

Early morning does not mince words.

Parents don't realize that when they teach you about the Holocaust too early, it ruins you for life.

If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

He who gives while he lives, gets to know where it goes.

It is the secret of the world that all things subsist and do not die, but only retire a little from sight and afterward return again.

Any press is good press.

I believe that eclecticism is a virtue. It may not be a word, but its definitely a virtue.