If the world is meaningless, then so are we; if we mean something, we do not mean alone.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

There are many you’s within you, but all of them are still you! You are nothing but different you’s!

Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo -- and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.

Happiness grows at our own firesides and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.

Love you know seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.

No hoary falsehood shall be a truth to me; no stifling dogma shall encramp my pen!

As I small child and hearing all the stories about him I, of course, looked up to him as some kind of miracle. Then I got to eight years old and suddenly I was taller than [Bernie Ecclestone].

[Takashi] Murakami, do you think he is spiritual? He is more like de-spiritualized. De-spiritualized might be the most contemporary aspect of the human mind.

Nothing has ever looked like that ever in all of human history.

There should be no effort, consciously or otherwise, that will lead to the erosion of institutional credibility and authority.

No matter what system you live under, there is no escaping the law that it's always the strongest, the cruellest, the least generous who win.