If there are older black people in the audience that I can see I will not say the n-word. I know they grew up with a different meaning.

If you're into social justice it's hard not to be on black people's side.

Whoever has the most at stake should have the most power.

The rules may seem obvious but when you think about them they're not. For somebody who has my job they're not as obvious as one would think.

The victory of the show is in the writing. Coming up with sketches and stand-up bits. The rest is just hitting buttons on a machine more or less.

When I say the n-word, black people are clear that I'm on their side. And it's not disingenuous - I am on black people's side, clearly.

People get way too much credit at funerals.

[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique, and he has an amazing comedy mind.

I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly!

Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot."

I guess I like people doing roasts in public. That's my thing.

If its danger you seek, come on over. I covet tranquility but beget the tempest storm.

All hail the light, the dark, and the grey.

Time to the face the music,

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Luxury is experiencing reality

That stern and rockbound coast felt like an amateur when it saw how grim the puritans that landed on it were.

How rarely can happiness be really innocent and not triumphant, not an insult to the deprived.

I eventually realized that good things wouldnt happen to me if I didnt make the right choices.

I think anybody who saw him will tell you that Willie Mays was the greatest player who ever lived.

You have to love yourself. That's the single most powerful thing.