If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

What the culture of get rich quick does to our people is People forget that they have to create their wealth in their nation. They rather think they must be given.

Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. Death hangs over you. While you live, while it is in your power, be good.

Awful momentum makes carrying through easier than calling off folly.

All around the world, we send our top talent into finance, technology, medicine and law - everywhere but towards expanding opportunity for our most marginalized children.

The visible and invisible worlds are inextricably intertwined... once you’ve opened your eyes to this, you can dance between them.

You can't just wish to be a millionaire; you have to figure out how to earn it.

Thursday come, and the week's gone.

For your ignorance is the mother of your devotion to me.

The copy price of the future is the copyright.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.