If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.

Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

Beware of anyone who claims to be neutral, for they always have an agenda.

I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

Immodest and attractive is easy. Modest and repulsive is easy too. But modest and attractive is an art form.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

Live like a tree, giving, forgiving and free.

Hope is a straw hat hanging beside a window covered with frost.

Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.

It is human nature to hate the man whom you have hurt.

You don't even have to ask twice, you could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice.

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged -- but not until I'm down to a size eight.

You want a CEO that understands they need to build a team around them that's sharper and smarter than they are.

The last thing you do the best is what you have the most joy doing.

Do not dismantle the house, but look at each brick, and replace those which appear to be broken, which no longer support the structure.

It never really crossed my mind that I was ever going to win a major. I always said that if you win a major, that's fine. If you don't, you tried your best.