If there ever was a time that nothing existed, then nothing would exist now

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The right vision to a wrong person is like the right seed to wrong soil.

I can't bear the thought that a man of lofty mind and heart begins with the ideal of the Madonna and ends with the ideal of Sodom.

Temple. One other word is equal in importance to a Latter-day Saint. Home. Put the words holy temple and home together, and you have described the house of the Lord!

The artist must create himself or be born again.

I could hear the icy winds of Sweden, but he didn't seem to feel the chill.

We can no longer prosper by increasing human productivity. The more we try to do, the more poverty we will create.

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

It wouldn't quite be fair to say September 11, like, made my career.

I couldn't stop looking at the award when I received it. It was as if my whole career flashed in front of me, from beginning to the moment I was handed the Golden Globe.

Asking liberals where wages and prices come from is like asking six-year-olds where babies come from.