If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I don't want to know.

Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry at all.

Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent.

Hate people on an individual basis only - you must actually get to know someone at least slightly before you can properly hate him or her.

Explore the deep ocean.

I want America to be more like America, if you will. I want the songs, that patriotism we have.

Infidelity is a deal breaker for me. I've broken up with people over it. You can't do monogamy 90 percent of the time.

We can figure it out, it's not like we all have a disease.

People are angry and dispirited about government because of a failure to do something about crime.

There aren't any answers, only choices

The legal system works really well, if you communicate a certain way. But if you don't, it all goes to Hell in a handbasket really quickly.

When I first started, I was kind of surprised that anyone would ever hire me at all. So I took everything that I was offered.

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress... I got lost on the subway.

And as this round (ring) is nowhere found to flaw, or else to sever. So let our love as endless prove and pure as gold forever.