If there is a book you want to read but isn't written yet,write it.

I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits?

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view.

There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, So just give me a happy middle And a very happy start.

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.

But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

I can be someone's and still be my own.

To govern means to pillage, as everyone knows.

Our feelings about how we're feeling are notoriously unreliable.

Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.

Ordinary people who have lots of good ideas want more than a suggestion box, and they need a union to represent that thinking.

Of harmes two the lesse is for to cheese.

The immense majority of human biographies are a gray transit between domestic spasm and oblivion.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

The law cannot equalize mankind in spite of nature.

Trish "Patsy" Walker is just one of my favorite characters and she was a big comic character in the '40s.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!