If there is a way to delay an important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.

Delay is the deadliest form of denial.

The void created by the failure to communicate is soon filled with poison, drivel and misrepresentation.

The man who is denied the opportunity of taking decisions of importance begins to regard as important the decisions he is allowed to take.

The Law of Triviality... briefly stated, it means that the time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Administrators make work for each other so that they can multiply the number of their subordinates and enhance their prestige.

The vacuum created by a failure to communicate will quickly be filled with rumor, misrepresentations, drivel, and poison.

Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.

Perfection of planned layout is achieved only by institutions on the point of collapse.

Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.

I tried.Can't do it.Brain's empty.

Liquor is not necessary either for health or for so-called gracious living . . .It is the cause of untold sorrow, suffering, and material loss, not to mention the spiritual implications of drinking.

Death, one way or another, would breathe life into a new order of balance today.

It is possible to build a system that could assure you of increase on constant basis

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.

The number 1 thing that I don't want to see in a story is when characters exist simply to be proven wrong.

It requires more than mere genius to be an author.

There’s no point in fighting the tide. It ebbs. It flows. You ride it.

I really love getting hot stone massages. They really help me relax and it's so soothing for your muscles.

I get to be creative and touch other people's lives.