If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

It is not in novelty but in habit that we find the greatest pleasure.

Ultimately, I want to be a good person and spread happiness through my acting. If I don't forget to be appreciative and thankful, then that would be the most important thing that I'll ever achieve.

Beauty is now defined by your bones sticking out of your decolletage. For that to be the standard is really perilous for women.

It is our sacred duty to transmit unimpaired to our posterity the blessings of liberty which were bequeathed to us by the founders of the Republic.

The eyes of childhood are magnifying lenses.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

He that hopes not for good, feares not evill.

Don't you find it odd that people will put more work into choosing their mechanic or house contractor than they will into choosing the person who grows their food?

We've been taught to believe that actions speak louder than words. But I think words speak pretty loud all of our lives; we carry these words in our head.

Weird like Murdock, thinkin' like Hannibal, Man like Face but I'm wild like B.A.