If there is one beast in all the loathsome fauna of civilization I hate and despise it is a man of the world.

A freakish homunculus germinated outside of lawful procreation.

Crises in themselves are highly educational.

The prettier. Now fight for it.

0 God! Put back Thy universe and give me yesterday.

Silence is a source of Great Strength.

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!

Either I'm too sensitive, or else I'm gettin' soft

We look for a horse with one chance in two of winning and which pays you three to one.

The best comedy is where you attack the strong, not the weak.

What about the rest of your life?" She shrugged. "What about it?" "Aren't you worried about, like, forever?" "Forever is composed of nows," she says.

We are prisoners of our own metaphors, metaphorically speaking.

The virtues of society are the vices of the saints.

To me, the stage is like my living room, or my home, and when you come over to my house, I have to be a hostess and invite you in so that we can have a great time.

I'm never gonna play again, and I know I'm really, really going to miss it.