If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Treat life as if it is the best gift from the universe.

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

Because you are alive and reading thisAnything is Possible

We should be evolving into a new age of business with a worldview that maintains one simple proposition - that all of nature: humans, animals, earth, are interconnected and interdependent.

One is more admired for claiming to do good than for proving to be right.

I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

It is impossible to wait and weigh, in golden scales, the sentiments of prejudice and superstition that have gathered round the priests who are considered to be the custodians of Hinduism.

Too much talking these days. Talk talk talk. This country would get along much better if people learned how to suffer in silence.

The only way I will leave this job will be because of results. I'm too stubborn to quit because of criticism - too stubborn.