If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Those who reach for the Sun, usually drop the world.

...the Pope vigorously upholds the real power of redemption to liberate the human heart from the domination of lust, calling men and women to a new "ethos.

You drew a bird that was here, a kind of sweet chanticleer. But with a terrible fear that the cage couldn't tame

The beauty of a lake reflects the beauty around it. When the mind is still, the beauty of the Self is seen reflected in it.

If you think the products don't match what you want from a product, don't buy it.

A person's self-esteem has nothing to do with how she looks.

The best actors, I think, have a childlike quality. They have a sort of an ability to lose themselves. There's still some silliness.

The first couple of years in the minors were tough for me. My numbers were there, but being away from home so young was tough.

Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?

O Liberty...! is it well To leave the gates unguarded?