If there's a heaven, I hope to hell I go!

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

If your thoughts are not right, your actions won't be right.

Simplicity enables us to live lives of integrity in the face of the terrible realities of our global village.

Bravery breaks barriers! You were not born to be mediocre! Put on courage and conquer! Don’t forget, however, never ever to go without true humility in all your endeavors!

To be outspoken is easy when you do not wait to speak the complete truth.

As we to the brutes, poets are to us.

Success in war depends upon the golden rule of war.

The media is Obama's scandal condom.

There's 3 types of people in this world: there's talkers, there's watchers, and there's doers.

It is love alone that leads to right action. What brings order in the world is to love and let love do what it will.

As an artist, I used to think that my responsibility was to do good work. But I had to learn from the 70s on that being a public figure presents another aspect of responsibility.