If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Z is for Zany! Master the Zany habit of thinking backwards. it will help you become a really great thinker!

Some thoughts always find us young and keep us so. Such a thought is the love of the universal and eternal beauty.

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.

Many's very human habit of trusting in himself is generally the last great obstacle blocking his pathway to victory in Christian experience.

Ultimately, I think the movie's about working as a means of finding meaning in your life. It's about the lesson, the great lesson, of just working, working and being productive.

Just because you feel fear doesn't mean you can't do it. Do it afraid

We're in an era where you learn about techniques, but you don't experience anything crucial in yourself about a piece of work from an artist that you love.

Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of language.

Some people don't know how to fall in love, like not knowing how to swim. They panic first when they jump in. Then they figure it out.