If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.

To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question.

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.

I hold no preference among flowers, so long as they are wild, free, spontaneous.

Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit.

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

Your true friend is the one who will never walk away in your time of need.Regardless of the situation, time or location, your true friend will stand by you

I used to love jungle. I still think it's the ultimate genre, really, because the people making it weren't musicians.

Chorus of women: [...] Oh! my good, gallant Lysistrata, and all my friends, be ever like a bundle of nettles; never let you anger slacken; the wind of fortune blown our way.

Done laid around, done stayed around This old town too long And it seems like I've got to travel on

As long as the White House is deadly serious, which they tell me they are, I'll help them anyway I can.

A corporation is an artificial being, invisible, intangible, and existing only in contemplation of law.

Seek each day to do or say something to further Christianity among the heathen.

In 1991, I co-founded my first start-up, Ink Development, which made software for an early tablet computer.

If you are interested in a form of science or interested in a particular kind of business or whatever - or if you want to be a writer, there's so much information out there, it's almost too much.

I'm realising my dream of owning a top football club. Some will doubt my motives, others will think I'm crazy.