If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

A good listener is one who always pays attention, not to gain, but to learn.

In China, we don't have any contemporary art museums. Until a few years ago, we didn't even have a gallery.

Man scans with scrupulous care the character and pedigree of his horses, cattle, and dogs before he matches them; but when he comes to his own marriage he rarely, or never, takes any such care.

Young cat! If you keep Your eyes open enough, Oh, the stuff you will learn! The most wonderful stuff!

The home was a closed sphere touched only at its edge by the world's evolution.

The only one interested in hearing your sad story is . . . you; and even you wish you didn't have to relive it again!

I've got to play free agency out, and I've got to look at all of my options.

The promotion of human rights remains the most effective strategy for eliminating inequalities between countries and social groups, and for increasing security.

It is something that I always found quite unfair: wondering why the Jews never rebelled when deported.

At the time of German Reunification, it was no secret that Germany would soon become the strongest political entity in the European Union. And that has happened.