If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.

When a man and a woman see each other and like each other they ought to come together - wham - like a couple of taxis on Broadway, not sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle.

We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?

Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.

Do you know what I like about your program? Even when I'm running the vacuum, I can understand it.

Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.

I would never have started this trip if I had known how tough it was, but I couldn't and wouldn't quit.

Although the Bible is a living book, it will not jump into your palms pleading, "Read me please". You've to make a choice to do so!

There is an old saying, that in the desert a camel is more useful than a kingdom, " he said ruefully, "but as a location for lovemaking, it leaves a lot to be desired.

I feel that others live up to me, if they want me.

I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to be an actor as well. I didn't have kids or something that I needed to provide for.

For me that's what's fascinating about the internet, that aggregate thing.

For doing comedy, a sense of humor is a must!

The good news is that women's roles have changed so dramatically over the past three decades that women now expect to have careers, balance work and family, express their individual autonomy.

In YC's case, the number one cause of early death for startups is cofounder blowups.

If you see a Bible that is falling apart, it probably belongs to someone who isn't!